WOLFY'S ISLAND

Wait!  This blog is bottom to top!  So this must be a downdate.

Anyway, there's lots of Wolfy news.  We're still nursing the Tardis along.  The love of my life, the Lovely Wolfette keeps things going.  There is food we don't even know about in this thing – even lurking in the walls.  I'm developing a taste for Pargnak Pasta and Glorg Goulash.

After we found the Twilight Zone, we found it was just the same old life for us, so we went on.  The next sixth dimensional universe contained a talking horse.  We felt right at home there – mainly because my horse came out.  This always causes a problem as Luci (the club owner) insists that the host clean up afterward and I couldn't find a place to hide. Happily, I found a shovel in the Tardis and the rest you don't want to hear. My house isn't horsebroken.

We never found Perrin, but Lovely Wolfette is doing wonderfully as a DJ.  We may someday find him chasing a bunny somewhere in the Tardis, but hope is fading.

Our next stop turned out to be the Gong Show.  Maybe some day the Lovely Wolfette will fill you in on that, but several of the VIPs displayed their talents. I fell asleep in the olympic sized pool and missed it.

However, I was awakened when the water suddenly decided to start exploring the ceiling. Up and down dissappeared and the fishies decided to start flying.  I managed to swim to the control room and get the front door open and was astounded by all that nothing outside.  We had popped into a TV show that was canceled before the first episode.  We were in A Void! (definitely something to avoid)

I think Perrin is still around here somewhere. :/

Since there were no wolves in billions (I know – I counted them all on my fingers and toes and nose and tail and ears) of light years, there was nothing to do but have an event.  You wouldn't believe the dance moves you can do without gravity.  All in all we had a swimmingly good time.  But I was starting to turn blue after two hours with no air.  Hard to breath.

After the Void I kicked back and enjoyed my hobby for awhile – there's lots of wires in the tardis.  Then, just as I was gnawing a mouth full of insulation, the engine died.  I thought we'd fall forever, but the ground stopped us with a splash!  Ground?  Splash?  I opened the front door and faced my greatest horror!  I took a bath!

We had crashed on an uncharted desert Island!  The tardis was a mess.  Smoke was pouring out the top and the front door was hanging half off. We were stranded!  And not a bunny in sight.  Just those useless coconuts that kept hitting me in the head.

But it also had bamboo huts, a windmill, a wrecked boat named “Minnow” and a phonograph. Phonograph!  We had music.  And Lovely Wolfette worked on one of the coconuts and made a passable danceball.

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Now back to our saga:

When we left our intreppersoonies – introprousses – brave wolves, they were lost on a desert island.  Anyway, we had an event.  Lovely Wolfette made Bunny L'Coconut.  (We found a frozen bunny in the Tardis).

As the event progressed, I tried to figure a way to repair the Tardis, and Lovely Wolfette ran in ahead of me.  She asked for a sonic screwdriver that she picked out of the Dr.s pocket earlier.  In a flash she had the Tardis fixed.

So – we continue our journey.  What lies ahead?  Come Saturday night for an edjamacation.