The Case of the Missing Wolflets
Our wolflets, Joey and Wolfina, are missing!
They were in the courtyard of Wolfville Jr. High School late one afternoon after getting out of detention when a strange blue "Police Call Box" appeared making sounds like an elephant with hemorrhoids. They pounced on it, but when it didn't try to hop away they decided not to eat it. They started to investigate it instead.
The door was open a crack and peaking in, they discovered that it was bigger inside than outside. "Curiouser and curiouser", said Wolfina. They went in.
In the center was a counter with lots of floating lights and buttons. Joey found the joy of his life (after edible small furry animals, that is), a big red button! He began punching it furiously. Big red buttons always did interesting things.
The door slammed shut, and the irritated elephant began bellowing again as the whole thing raised above the ground.
The last thing anyone there saw was the big blue box raising through the ceiling.
Wolfy, Joey's father, and Wolfette, Wolfina's big sister, immediately set off in a carefully reasoned and highly planned rampage through the forest while howling at the moon, the stars and a flock of startled birds, which they ate.
After several hours, Wolfy called on a friend and DJ from Club United who, in his spare time was Captain of the Federation star ship Howler to assist. But more on that after a word from our sponsor:
Are you bothered by rampant sanity? Bouts of depression? Disgusting normality? Then try Club United on Second Life virtual reality world. We are all certified completely insane. Don't trip on drugs, trip on fun! Register at http://SecondLife.com to live on Second Life, and visit Club United. Crazy has never been so much fun. Visit the Club, Wolfy's Woods, the water park, sky dive above Eternal Life sim, or just go fishing off the Shark Fin Pier. All of this is free.
