OVER THE UNDERGROUND UNDER FOOT - UH - PAW

Bet you thought it was the end when we got back to Wolfy's Woods, didn't you?  C'mon - you did!  But it wasn't.

   There are always new places to explore in Wolfy's Woods.  Last Saturday Wolfette and I took a picnic basket (to attract hungry bunnies for lunch) and set out.  We saw a big pointed thing over a hole in the ground.  It was a drilling machine!  Being adventurererssers - advunt - brave (Narrator's note: DUMB!) and fearless, we climbed in to explore.

   The thing looked ancient, but my favorite control was there: a big red button.  It had "Emergency Only" printed on it, which is Wolf for "Please Push Me and See What Happens!".  What happened was great fun!  The floor dropped out from beneath us and we floated.  I heard Wolfette yell and then I found the floor - it was smacking the end of my nose like a big metal newspaper.

   When I woke up I congratulated myself for my bravery and cunning in rescuing Wolfette by getting her to carry me out of the machine.  And I wasn't even conscious when I did it!  (Narrator's note: Wolfy is seldom conscious) There was blood all over her fur, and I remember thinking, "That doesn't look too serious." when I realized it was my blood.  AAAAHHHHHH!  Happily, it was just a nose bleed.

   We were in a long cave lighted by some kind of green slime.  It looked like the Wolf Shack after a party.  It had stalagmigh - stlagma - pointy things on the roof and floor.  There was also a small river running down the middle of it with lillypads and fishes and tentacles and white frogs and  ... (light bulb flashing - WARNING WILL ROBINSON!) ... AAAAAAHHHHHH!  We were the first wolves to swim the four-minute mile. There were monsters down there!  Luckily Wolfette is a good shot with a shotgun at 10 feet away.  I usually missed. We kept going. If we turned around, the monsters would have lunch - and it wouldn't be bunny stew.

   After what seemed like hours, there was a growing redness around us. It was also getting nice and warm.  It felt good on wet fur.  Then my paws felt too warm!  We were in a huge cavern and there was lava between the bricks in the floor.  Wait!  Bricks?  It was an altar of some kind.  We climbed up on it but couldn't see any way out.  We waited there for several days!  Luckily there were these big purple mushrooms.  The voices that lived in 'em kept us happy, happy, happy.  I don't remember much after that except for the booms and rumbles and the whole place shaking.

   When we woke up, we noticed the lava had frozen.  There were paw prints in it and our fur was smoking.  We had come up close to Club United!  Time to pawty!  We limped in just in time for Dances with Wolves (6:00 pm SLT on Saturdays on Second Life virtual world - that's also 6:00 pm PST - funny how that works out. It's 27:15 Wolf Standerd Time. :/).