WOLFETTE (To the tune of Sandy - Larry Hall)
Wolfette, Wolfette
They took every sweet thing like bunnies and mice
squirrels and opossums, everything nice
They put it together, they gave it a name
Wolfette, (howl) Wolfette, Oh I'm just wild for Wolfette
Her eyes are like heaven, her claws are divine
Young love ain't tender, she bites my behind
And everywhere I go, there you will find
Wolfette, (howl) Wolfette, Oh I'm just wild for Wolfette
They took every sweet thing like bunnies and mice
squirrels and opossums, everything nice
They put it together, they gave it a name
Wolfette, (howl) Wolfette, Oh I'm just wild for Wolfette
Wolfette, Wolfette, Wolfette
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ALWAYS FEED ME (To the tune of Let it be Me)
I bless the day I found you
I want to stay around you
And so I beg you
Always feed me
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Don’t take this heaven from Wolfy
If you must cling to some wolfy
Now and forever
Always feed me
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Each time we eat love
I find complete love
Without your meat love
I'd be hungry
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So never leave me hungry
Tell me you'll feed me only
And that you’ll always
Always feed me
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Each time we eat love
I find complete love
Without your meat love
I'd be hungry
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So never leave me hungry
Tell me you'll feed me only
And that you’ll always
Always feed me
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Wolfy! (sung
to the tune of “Windy' by the Association)
Who's
tripping over his paws to chase bunnies
Turns
into a horse when Titan is full
Who's
always plotting mischief and mayhem
Everyone
knows it's Wolfy!
Who
makes Wolfette swoon with his romance
Orders
his tails on sale from Acme
Who
is the one they blame for malfunctions
Everyone
knows it's Wolfy!
(chorus)
And
Wolfy has pale green eyes that flash at the sight of pies!
And
Wolfy has lots of tails that catch on fire
That
catch on fire
Who
captured Wolfette's heart with his sweet tones
dancing
with her and crooning sweet tunes
Who's
always plotting mischief and mayhem
Everyone
knows it's Wolfy!
Everyone
knows it's Wolfy!
WOLFETTE WAS MADE TO LOVE (sung to the tune of "Girls Girls Girls (Made to Love)" by Eddie Hodges
My alpha looked at me one day,
said 'Pup, it's plain to see,
That you're getting older and should
have a howl with me.
You'll soon be going on lots of hunts
as to a wolf you grow.
And there's one important thing,
every pup should know...
And that is...
Wolfette was made to love.
Wolfette was made to love.
That's why she has eyes of blue,
that's why her fur's purple too.
Cause Wolfette was made to love.
One day soon she'll catch a squirrel ?
and you'll take her home that night.
Then you'll find you'll wonder, would ?
a lick on the nose be right?
The more you look, the more you'll ?
find
those doubts will fill your head.
But think real hard and you might ?
recall
what your Old alpha said..He said ?
that..
Wolfette was made to love. (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Wolfette was made to love.
That's why ya watch 'er run through the woods,
that's why her nose tastes awful good.
Cause Wolfette was made to love.
Then you'll meet that special wolf
who'll sweep your offa your paws.
You'll want to say you love her but
you'll find it's locked your jaws.
This is a time, when you will find it's, better left unsaid.
Just tell 'er like I've told your Mom...
with a bite instead.
Wolfette was made to love.
Wolfette was made to love. (Yeah!)
Wolfette was made to love.
Oh! Wolfette was made to love.
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Wolfy! (sung to the tune of "Sheila" by Tommy Roe)
My Handsome Wolfy you'll know him if you see him
Green eyes and a fluffy tail
He's acts a little funny, he's always chasing bunnies
Man this Handsome Wolf is fine!
Never met a wolf, like my Handsome Wolfy
His eyes drive me quite wild
Sweet little wolf, that's my handsome Wolfy
Man this handsome wolf is mine
Me and Wolfy go for a run
Howl howl howl howl I feel all happy inside
Then handsome wolfy bumps into my rear
howl howl howl howl I love you Wolfy dear
Wolfy's so good looking
he eats up all my cooking
Wolf love with never die
We're so dog gone happy just running around together
Man this handsome wolf is mine
yeah this handsome wolf is mine
ooo this handsome wolf is mine
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DREAMY CLAWS
Dreamy claws
You've got such dreamy claws
And I see a rabbit caught
Between those dreamy claws
Your claws hold a dream
Of a dinner for two
A dinner so warm and rare
I hope to see that dinner come true
A dinner that we both can share
Oh Dreamy claws
I love those dreamy claws
And I see a rabbit caught
between those dreamy claws.
Your claws hold a dream
Of a dinner for two
A dinner so warm and rare
I hope to see that dinner come true
A dinner that we both can share
Oh Dreamy claws
I love those dreamy claws
And I see a rabbit caught
between those dreamy claws.
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Oh Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
I had a girl
Wolfette was her name
Since she left me
I've never been the same
'Cause I love my girl
Wolfette, where can you be?
Where can you be?
Now that you're gone
I'm left all alone
All by myself
To wander the stars
'Cause I love my girl
Wolfette, where can you be?
Where can you be?
Oh, my darlin', now that you're gone
I'm eatng carrots, cabbage and beans
Trying to end it all
'cause I lost your love
I had a girl
Wolfette was her name
Since she left me
I haven't been the same
'Cause I love my girl
Wolfette, where can you be?
Where can you be?
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Oh, Wolfette
Ohhhhhhh
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I love Rat Ragout ( sung to the tune of I love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)
Saw him standing there by the ship's railing
Knew that he was just the wolf for me
Scent of the hunt was strong,
He asked if I'd tag along
Next thing that I knew he was with me, yeah me
Chasing rats and singing his favorite song yeah for me
singing
I love rat ragout
so put another tail in the stew pot baby
I love rat ragout so come and make some time to cook for me.
He howled so long I thought that he was in pain
said Your cooking is so good it drives me insane
please can I have some more?
We headed for the door
Next thing that I knew he was with me, yeah me
Chasing rats and singing his favorite song yeah for me
singing
I love rat ragout
so put another tail in the stew pot baby
I love rat ragout so come and make some time to cook for me.
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He's in the Doghouse Now (Sung to the tune of "He's in the Jailhouse Now" by Webb Pierce)
I've got a guy I call Handsome Wolf
When Titan's full he develops a hoof
Trotting and Cantering about
One night when he was out neighing
to some other filly he starts braying
Strutting and a prancing all about
He's in the doghouse now
He's in the doghouse now
I told him once or twice
with other girls to stop making nice
He's in the doghouse now
One night Handsome Wolf got a lark
Decided he'd buy a gift for a shark
one who'd like to have him for her own
Some smooth talking he would start doing
a Fight with Wolfette was ensuing
she let out a blood curdling howl (howl)
He's in the doghouse now
He's in the doghouse now
I told him once or twice
with other girls to stop making nice
He's in the doghouse now
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Wolfy's Island Theme (to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail,
a tail of a fateful trip
That started from Club United
Aboad this tiny box
The Host was a mighty sailin' wolf
The DJ brave and sure
The VIPs set sail that day
for a two hour tour
A two hour tour
The weather started getting rough
The tardis it was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The tardis would be lost
The tardis would be lost
The tardis is aground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle
With Wolfy
And Wolfette too
Katie
And Freefall
The VIPs and all the rest
Here on Wolfy's Island.
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You want to tell me something
You Say I ought to know
Yer in love with Handsome Wolf
And you’re going to steal my Throne
You say you want to taste him
But I don’t think you can
‘Cause you Ain’t Wolf enough, to take my man
Sharks like you are a dime a dozen in Sharknados everywhere
To get to him you gotta get through me. I gotta chainsaw in my hand.
It’ll be over yer dead body, so get out while you can.
‘Cause you Ain’t Wolf enough, to take my man
One day while we were dancing
He handed you a fish
He was trying to be nice to you
But I’m still his main dish
You thought that he would leave me
But darlin’ here I stand
And you Ain’t Wolf enough, to take my man
Sharks like you are a dime a dozen in Sharknados everywhere
To get to him you gotta get through me. I gotta chainsaw in my hand.
It’ll be over yer dead body, so get out while you can.
‘Cause you Ain’t Wolf enough, to take my man
Honey you Ain’t Wolf enough, to take my man
intuitive songs! reads like a good book
ReplyDeleteThanks, Unknown. We have a howling good time writing and singing them at our semi-annual talent shows.
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