A TEEN WOLF AGAIN

After getting off the island, we continued through the cosmos leaving a trail of water, fish, and a crab or two. We waited a few minutes and had a Squirrel Cola to relax.

    Then we began to materialize.  This created quite a stir.  We had expected woods, or even a deserted street, but the last thing we expected was a classroom full of hogs - Sweathogs, and a very confused teacher. We were in Welcome Back Kotter!  We quickly locked the tardis. Tacks on the control seat can be very irritating.  We took seats, after inspecting them carefully and finding only bubble gum.  Do you know what bubble gum does to a furry tail?  Ewg!

    At first I wondered whether we might stand out being wolves who had just stepped out of a British call box, but it seemed that we fit right in.  Seems that insanity was the vogue here.  Mr. Kotter asked a question my and paw shot right up and I went "Oooo! Oooo!" just like the guy in front of me.  We were having a great time dancing until a girl next to me started petting me and asking who let the cute doggy in.  That's when Wolfette bit her.  It was just a little nip, but Mr. Kotter went and called Animal Control.  We exercised the better part of valor and bolted for the tardis.
   
      We never found out how one of the Sweat Hogs managed to put that tack on the control room seat..

VACATION

When I looked under the control panel in the tardis (checking for more wires to chew), I found a notebook left there by one of the doctors.  There were all the usual stuff you'd expect to find in it:
How to cook Daleks
Where the cheapest gas stations are
What to do if wolves chew on the wires
The settings for Earth
Which stocks are going up in 2017
Best cheap resaturents
...SETTINGS FOR EARTH!

Before you could snarf a bunny I was setting controls - pump this lever, set that dial - make tea - jump 3 times.  We'd take a rest from exploring.

We got back on a Monday night, usually Sci. Fi. night, but it was the night of the election for President of Wolfy's Woods.  Delvin the Bunny thought he was home free, but I gave a masterful speech.

Then a deer fell against one of the torches I had by the curtain backdrop - which went up in flame - followed by the club - followed by my tail (or was it the other way 'round?)

That's when Delvin asked, "Is this who you want with his paw on the nuclear button?"

Well - that cost half of my voters.  We wound up in a dead heat.  The call came to Isa (Wolfette's human).  She declared that Wolfette would be Queen of Wolfy's Woods.  LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

We are back in space and time exploring the dimensions.

WOLFY'S ISLAND

Wait!  This blog is bottom to top!  So this must be a downdate.

Anyway, there's lots of Wolfy news.  We're still nursing the Tardis along.  The love of my life, the Lovely Wolfette keeps things going.  There is food we don't even know about in this thing – even lurking in the walls.  I'm developing a taste for Pargnak Pasta and Glorg Goulash.

After we found the Twilight Zone, we found it was just the same old life for us, so we went on.  The next sixth dimensional universe contained a talking horse.  We felt right at home there – mainly because my horse came out.  This always causes a problem as Luci (the club owner) insists that the host clean up afterward and I couldn't find a place to hide. Happily, I found a shovel in the Tardis and the rest you don't want to hear. My house isn't horsebroken.

We never found Perrin, but Lovely Wolfette is doing wonderfully as a DJ.  We may someday find him chasing a bunny somewhere in the Tardis, but hope is fading.

Our next stop turned out to be the Gong Show.  Maybe some day the Lovely Wolfette will fill you in on that, but several of the VIPs displayed their talents. I fell asleep in the olympic sized pool and missed it.

However, I was awakened when the water suddenly decided to start exploring the ceiling. Up and down dissappeared and the fishies decided to start flying.  I managed to swim to the control room and get the front door open and was astounded by all that nothing outside.  We had popped into a TV show that was canceled before the first episode.  We were in A Void! (definitely something to avoid)

I think Perrin is still around here somewhere. :/

Since there were no wolves in billions (I know – I counted them all on my fingers and toes and nose and tail and ears) of light years, there was nothing to do but have an event.  You wouldn't believe the dance moves you can do without gravity.  All in all we had a swimmingly good time.  But I was starting to turn blue after two hours with no air.  Hard to breath.

After the Void I kicked back and enjoyed my hobby for awhile – there's lots of wires in the tardis.  Then, just as I was gnawing a mouth full of insulation, the engine died.  I thought we'd fall forever, but the ground stopped us with a splash!  Ground?  Splash?  I opened the front door and faced my greatest horror!  I took a bath!

We had crashed on an uncharted desert Island!  The tardis was a mess.  Smoke was pouring out the top and the front door was hanging half off. We were stranded!  And not a bunny in sight.  Just those useless coconuts that kept hitting me in the head.

But it also had bamboo huts, a windmill, a wrecked boat named “Minnow” and a phonograph. Phonograph!  We had music.  And Lovely Wolfette worked on one of the coconuts and made a passable danceball.

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Now back to our saga:

When we left our intreppersoonies – introprousses – brave wolves, they were lost on a desert island.  Anyway, we had an event.  Lovely Wolfette made Bunny L'Coconut.  (We found a frozen bunny in the Tardis).

As the event progressed, I tried to figure a way to repair the Tardis, and Lovely Wolfette ran in ahead of me.  She asked for a sonic screwdriver that she picked out of the Dr.s pocket earlier.  In a flash she had the Tardis fixed.

So – we continue our journey.  What lies ahead?  Come Saturday night for an edjamacation.

Into the 6th Dimension

Adoring Prey! We've been busy wolves and haven't taken time to catch you up on our adventures!

After Handsome Wolf's last post, we found ourselves in this aweful place, and alternate reality, where the bunnies were in charge! That bunny of mine came out and it was miserable for me, but T-Rex had a good time and decided to stay there!

We jumped back into the Tardis and Handsome Wolf chewed some wires and pushed some buttons and we found ourselves in the old wild west without DJ Perrin. That was a sight. The OK Coral happened. See, Handsome Wolf tripped and bumped into a cowboy and his gun went off and the next thing we knew we were dodging bullets and running for our lives! We headed back into the Tardis and started looking for DJ Perrin all the while trying to get the thing to fly again.

When next we landed, we were someplace in the future. All 13 Doctors were there asking where their Tardis was and there were Daleks. We still didn't find DJ Perrin and wondered if he managed to leave the Tardis somehow and stay behind someplace.

After we escaped the Daleks, Handsome Wolf found a big sign that said Dimensions.. and so he pushed a big button with a 6 on it. There was a big pause, then a big lurch and we found ourselves falling for what seemed like forever. After the dust settled and we were brave enough to emerge, we saw we were in an old TV show called 'The Twilight Zone'.

We didn't stick around too long and are travelling to our next adventure. Meanwhile I think I've figured out how DJ Perrin played the music and I found some really old CD's covered with dust so we'll see what happens.

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HISTORY REPEATS IT'S SELF - A LITTLE OUT OF KILTER

The cave wolves were quite friendly as are most wolves when you know how to speak Wolf.  They were celebrating a good hunt, eating bunnies and sitting around a big pile of wood.  Seems like they hadn't discovered fire yet, but they said piles of wood made them feel warm and safe. Then the weather turned bad.  It wasn't raining yet, but there was lots of thunder and lightning (funny how those always show up together).  I decided to stretch my tail and took a walk.  I hadn't gotten very far when there was a bright flash, a tremendous boom, and someone swatted my butt with a cannon ball.  If you've never been swatted by a cannon ball, it feels like being struck by lightning.

     I let out a loud YELP! and suddenly felt like taking a long run.  Either someone had placed a branding iron on my rump or my tail was on fire. I ran around the camp and wished fire extinguishers had been invented.  Seeing no water, I stopped, dropped and rolled on the big pile of wood.  The cave wolves were so astonished that one dropped his half-eaten bunny in the fire.  I tried to call Acme Wolf Tails Co. to order a new tail, but got no signal.  What had happened to the satallites?

     The cave wolf was really hungry, and after a few minutes he grabbed his bunny out of the fire.  It was covered in ashes, and his paw was red and swolen, but he started eating anyway.  He couldn't believe that it tasted better than raw rabbit.  It was a major advancement in wolf history - I had invented gourmet cooking.

     We stayed long enough to have a wonderful time, and not an Alien Wolf in sight.  But all good things must come to an end, even my poor tail.

PIZZAS FOR EVERYONE

     The call box was still there and untouched.  After sitting on a few buttons (and pouring a cup of tea) we found ourselves back in the land of humans.  Oh, well, ya gotta be somewhere.  We cornered a poor phesant - uh - peasant and found that we were in a place called pizza (or something like that) in 1372.

     Anyway, there was a huge, lovely tower next to a big church there standing very straight and proud.  I think the humans grow those old buildings 'cause they have all kinds of flowers and things on 'em.

     As I was standing there looking at it, I barely noticed a pounding in the ground - until I smelled a lovely odor and there was a breeze on my neck.  I turned around thinking that there might be a McBunny's nearby with a Road Kill Cafe section.  Instead, there was a 15 foot T-Rex who looked like he was looking for lunch too - and I might be it.  The dinosaur had clung to the call box as we left ancient times and travelled from the far past.

     Perrin was off somewhere with Wolfette so I couldn't offer the dinosaur an alternative.  There was only one thing to do.  I looked the T-rex full in the eye, rolled up my sleeves resolutely, went into fighting stance, and ran for the tower while leaving a wet trail behind so T could slip on it.  This showed my wolf wisdom, as the T couldn't fit inside the tower.  He didn't slip though, although I bet he had stinky feet.

     Being safe, I courageouseousnessess taunted T by challinging him with the famous wolf chant, "NAA-NA-NAA-NA-NAAAA-NAAAA!".  T countered by charging the tower with a horrendous crash.  The whole tower shook and I dived under a couch.  After several charges the whole tower tilted.  After a few hours T lost interest when a group of townspeople passed by and ran off after them.

After learning about the T-Rex, we thought it wise to leave. There was no one here but humans anyway and it isn't good form (or safe) to eat them.  They have a nasty habit of putting holes in your pelt - or your pelt in a hole.

BACK TO SQUARE ONE

 The return to Earth was a battle.  It seemed that every Alien Wolf ship had gathered to shoot our tails off.  There was only one thing to do - hide under the bed!  But Perrin dragged us out & threw us in seats on the bridge.  It sounded like they were throwing the whole astroid belt at us.  I was busy drooling on all the buttons when a big red one caught my attention.  I LOVE BIG RED BUTTONS!  I pushed it and the world exploded in front of my muzzle, taking a couple of alien ships with it.

    Perrin started pushing that button like it was a vending machine button.  Then the control board jumped up and smacked me in the muzzle.

    After walking our paw pads almost off, we saw lights in the distance. Colored lights. Then came the smell - food! Horses, elephants, and also bears, big cats and people. We were back where we started from.  Everything we like to eat except bunnies!  The circus!

    We jumped the fence and found a newspaper on the ground. It was Saturday night. Perrin quickly set up what sound equipment we could pilfer from that big tent in the middle, and we began our weekly event, "Dances with Wolves - Back at the Circus".

    After half time, as I was about ready to eat a horse for lunch when we noticed the ring leader - uh - ring master looking at us funny. Then I noticed a large tear in the tent with scorch marks on it.  We had gone through his tent as we were coming down. After while he left and we began hearing strange noises in the sky.  Then a UFO appeared over the tent.  They were still after us!

    There could be only one safe place, for us wolves, Wolfy's Woods. Luckily, Wolfy's Woods were only about a mile away. People, wolves, and other gentlebeings scattered in all directions. Wolfette and I also scattered in all directions. I guess we confused the Alien Wolves. They didn't know who to grab.

    We needed rest. We still spent some time navigating the woods. I remembered where I hid my dynamite powered bunny traps and where all my hungry friends lived. But it was sure nice to be home. Wolfette and I live only a stones throw away from each other. I was wondering if she WOULD throw stones until I remembered that we had made up. I sighed as I thought of my poor Lovely Wolfette, the love of my life, and fell asleep thinking about french fried bunny ears, Rat Ragout and Squirrel Stew.

WE HIDE UNDER THE SEA
    After hiding out in Wolfy's Woods for a week and throwing another event, the A.W.s found us again.  And again we were on the run.  Then we received a note from Fire Escape, our sister club.

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    For several days, we hid under the sea. Ever see what a wet wrinkled wolf looks like?  You don't want to know!  But, the Aliens didn't show up.  I think they don't like salt water.  After that we were convinced that they had lost track of us.  But, as usual, we had a lot of fun. Even Sharkira was in a good mood.  She didn't snap at anyone.  And my lovely Wolfette couldn't use her chain saw under water, though her new electric saw is very exciting when you put it under water.

BE VERY CAREFUL OF OLD ENGLISH CALL BOXES - Wisdom from the Wolf

    We held a celebration the next Saturday night.  We finally lost the Alien Wolves - again.  A good time was had by all.  Even the humans and other prey were happy.  Perrin was a little messed-up.  Seems that when the aliens found us at Wolfy's Woods, he was in his wolf form (He's a werewolf) and decided to take on the whole Alien Wolf landing force.  If he won, I could almost feel sorry for them.

    Anyway, as the event was ending, guess who showed again. But it was funny how the ships were wobbling.  The three of us dived into an old English call box sitting by the sound booth.  It was a bit dusty and dented - the call box, not the sound booth - well - both of them - I've been around the club quite awhile.

    As soon as we dived in I knew there was something different about this call box.
    Wolfette: WOW! There's a lot of room in here!
    Wolfy: Ooooo!  Look at all the shiny buttons.  And there's a big red one!
    Perrin: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE! (For some reason Perrin always panics when I see big red buttons or chew on wires.  Maybe it's his puphood.)
Then I turned toward Perrin and my tail banged against the button.

    There was a sound like an elephant on a swing and the earth dropped like a rock.  There were very bright sparks whizzing by outside the box.  After a few seconds the specks were replaces by little pinwheels spinning around.  The universe threw a glowing frisbee in our faces,    then sparks, then a planet, and outside were - (wait for it!) - Cave Wolves.

    Join us next Saturday night to see what our Wibbley Wobbley Wolves do to those poor helpless cave wolves.

Home Coming

Crawling out from the burning wreckage of what once was an alien space craft, Perrin looks around quickly to see if there was anybody around. Seeing no one he reaches back into the burning ship and pulls out first Wolfette and then Wolfy from the pile of twisted metal and lays their unconscious bodies a few yards from the remains of the ship in the center of a large ring. It was nighttime and to dark to tell exactly where they where.

With the sounds of aircraft still buzzing over head he kneels down to check on his two companions. "Good still breathing." he speaks to himself and sits down beside them in silence to worn out and sore to keep moving and with those two out cold all he could do is sit there in the darkness watching the flames on the ship and listening the the sounds of battle in the distance.

Thinking back to only a few hours ago..... Perrin looks out of the front window on the bridge of the ship, the view of the earth from orbit was stunning even more so in person then anything he had seen on TV. although there was something odd about it now, for the past few hours black streaks had been obstructing the view, too many to have been satellites.

"Wolfy, Wolfette come on over her tell me what you think."

The two scurry over and take a look out of the window. "What do you think?" asks Perrin.

The two look at him and shrug. Looking back out the window in amazement when suddenly the ship shakes violently as if hit by something, and then again and again. The three struggle to stay on their feet as Perrin climbs his way into the pilot's seat when a strange garbling noise comes through the speakers, then a voice speaking in a language he had never heard before. There is another blast as a ship identical to theirs heads straight for them. "Oh great. Guys get yourselves strapped in looks like we are in for a bumpy ride."

Grabbing the flight stick Perrin tries to dodge the oncoming attackers with little successes, the two wolfs behind him slipping and sliding around the room like a pair of dogs trying to stay on their feet in the back of a moving truck.. "OK looks like we are going to have to fight our way through."

Looking around he sees the big red button he had been fending Wolfy off to not touch the whole time. He pushes the button and two points of light shoot out from there ship one striking a ship close to them the other flying off into space.

Smiling to himself Perrin fires again and the ships finely back away for a moment. Breathing in relief he looks back to see the wolves finely finding there seats and strapping in.

Turning back to the console Perrin starts setting a course for entering earth atmosphere there was no way he could fend off an entire fleet by himself the only way they where going to survive is if they got to the ground and handed this ship over to one army or another. From out of nowhere a blast rocks the ship once again and warning lights and sirens flare up and smoke rises from the floor boards.

"Well there goes that idea." Perrin says to himself and takes a desperate dive toward the planet earth.

It started with a crazy dream...

Greetings adoring ones. After my last post, we were partying on the cruise ship and got snatched up by alien wolves. Handsome Wolf filled you in on that and our adventures on the Dog Star.

Shortly after we took off from that star, I was so tired I fell asleep. I had the most wonderful dream. I dreamed I was back on Earth at our sister club 'The Fire Escape' dancing with Handsome Wolf. Everyone else was wolves in my dream. It was a beautiful dream. Then I woke up...

When I woke up, we had been pulled in and landed on a moon of Saturn called Titan. Now everyone knows that Handsome Wolf turns into a horse when Titan is full. Guess what? Titan is always full when you land on the bright side of it! DJ Perrin turned into his werewolf form, and I.. I was the Bunny! I'm not sure how that happened, but apparently I am a Werebunny. So many questions, I think I understand why the human was sent off to a hospital for a time after that incident..



Anyway, it was an awful night. We had an event like we do when we get stranded..The place was full of methane gas. The stench was something. Everyone was transforming into varying creatures under the effects of Titan's full moon powers. My friend Freefall at one point turned into a horse herself. No fault of hers but Handsome Wolf was flirting with her!! Just wait til we get home, I am feeding him to that shark!

I am so miserable. Still stuck on the UFO, headed who knows where, ( I think Handsome Wolf put it in reverse), mad at Handsome Wolf. DJ Perrin is telling puns..please dear prey, make it stop! Help me get home to you!

UFO Abduction - Dog Star

     We were enjoying our dance on the deck of the cruise ship when Perrin broke into the music and began muttering about something in the sky.  Was it an angry looking cloud?  A seagull on a bombing mission?  No!  It was a UFO!  By the look of it, the alien wolves were back!

     I shouted, "Wolves and children first! In that order!" and dived into a big life preserver lying on the deck near Perrin.  Wolfette jumped in too and looked up to see what all the fuss was about.  Then a blinding light flashed around us and then the world went dark.

     Wolfette was yelling somewhere, "Help! Handsome Wolf, where are we?."

     I yelled back, "I'm here!  I can't see you."

     I began to explore the walls and came upon a panel.  It opened easily and there was a lot of neat wires inside.  I needed something to gnaw on to distract my clever wolf brain, so I began to gnaw the wires.  They had such a satisfying sensation, like munching on dried red peppers.

     It only seemed like a few minutes before I felt a familiar change come over me.  I was changing into my horse shape.  If this was the Alien Wolf UFO, we must be near Titan.  Soon I would be hungry for hey.  YUCK!  Or is it YUM?  Yes now I was fully horse.

     Soon the door opened and by the light from outside I could see four Alien Wolves, blue fur, antennas and all.  One of them was talking about the glitch in their navigation system.  Still having some of my wolf instincts left, I pounced!  The aliens were all over me, but they expected a small wolf, not a big horse.

     STOMP!  KICK!  JUMP!  Holy horseshoes, wolf-horse! (with abject apologies to Batman) A battle royal ensued.  Alien Wolves were bouncing off the walls, floor, and ceiling! Finally, with two of them unconcionciousesses, I stood on one and had the other in my teeth by the antenna.

     I found the keys on one of them and let my Lovely Wolfette and (UGH) Perrin out.  We met in the control room with the aliens locked in my old room.

     "Now what do we do with them", asked Wolfette.

     "Let's tie them up and dump 'em out the airlock", said Perrin.

     The controls were simple.  Up arrow for forward, right and left turned the ship, Page-up to go up, and Page-down to go down.  I'd seen that somewhere before.

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     We pulled tore strips from extra alien clothes we found and tied up the uncousin - uconsu - sleeping aliens and as Wolfette landed the ship, Perrin shoved the aliens out the airlock.  Luckely for them, we were almost down when he did, though I noticed that the first two bounced a little.  All of them seemed to have quite a few hoof prints and bite marks on them.

     I aimed at earth (It is the 2nd planet from the sun, isn't it).  Unfortunately, I wasn't sure which sun.

     To make a long story short - well, too late.  Anyway, we landed on the second planet from Sirius, the Dog Star.  I knew right away, 'cause the address bar said, "Sirius - The Dog Star B".  I meant to set the auto-pilot to "land", but missed and set it to "crash".

     We were stranded with a damaged ship.  So we all had an event.  We were a bedragon - budrog - lousy looking bunch.  When we were taken up, they had left our tails behind.  I was asleep for a few minutes and they stole my clothes (They didn't like my fleas!) so I had only a loincloth I made out of wire and the leftovers of alien clothes.  But we can always have a fun time.  Perrin kept sending out signals - with Sirius being 8 light years away from Earth, It'd only take 16 years for help to show up.  Happily, I found a hammer and drill.  After awhile I gave up trying to repair the ship and kicked it.  Then it started working.

     I have already programmed our course into the nav computer.  Earth is the 6th planet from the sun, right?

UFO ABDUCTION IN BERMUDA TRIANGLE

Saturday,  the USS Wolftanic docked in the Heritage Wharf in Bermuda with three less passengers.  According to eye witnesses, prominent DJ Perrin (Wolfman) Greycloak was officiating over a dance on the main deck when he spotted a saucer shaped UFO hovering over the ship.  One of the dogs yelled, "Wolves and children first! In that order!." Perrin and the two dogs jumped into a giant life preserver on the deck and a beam of shimmering light shined down on all three.  When the light dissappeared, they were gone.  As the craft flew away, two wolf tails were seen falling to the deck.  The tails immediately burst into flame but were quickly extinguished. The tails were supplied by Acme Wolf Tails Co., Forestville, ND.

The presence of the two dogs, named Wolfy and Wolfette, is also a mystery.  The dogs were not on the manifest and no one remembers seeing them at their last port of call in Brazil.  A biologist who examined a photograph classified the dogs as Canus Lupis Naughtious, a particularly pesky breed of brown and/or purple wolf.

Radar stations in Bermuda report confirmation of a UFO in the area following an erratic course.  It later took off straight up and dissappeared.  Authorities are investigating (which means don't hold your breath).

Dj's Log.. Bermuda

Stepping off of the gangway and onto the boat, Perrin looks around and takes a deep breath of fresh air. Still wanting to get his hands on the man that booked this tour of his, he smiles in spite of himself.

It had been a long journey and thankfully it was almost over. By this time next week he would be back in the United States and at home in his own comfy bed. Heading to the DJ booth where everything had already been handled for him he thinks to himself, "Well at least this tour can end on a good note, no better place to play than Jamaica."

After getting everything set just right he looks around at the beautiful scenery,just then a bikini clad woman walks by and he smiles to himself as he watches. "Yep just got to love the scenery.

Finishing up he leaves the booth to go find his cabin just as he spots two brown ears pop over the side of the hull and disappear again. A few seconds later a huge chest comes flying over the side and lands with a crash on the deck, followed by a brown muzzle.

Shaking his head, "I should have known." he says to himself and continues on toward his cabin. This was going to be a long cruise and he knew it. It was time for a nap before the event.

Around and Around we Go...

We've been so busy we haven't taken time to write about our many adventures! So sorry, I will try to catch you up.

After my last post, we landed in Viking Country! They are so rugged up there, the wolves are twice our size! Handsome Wolf made us some new friends and we had a good howl.

On the next ship, we sang for our supper, quite literally. Handsome Wolf sings with such tones! Some of the passengers joined in and we had quite a show.

When next we landed, we were in a place they said was Britain. They sure did talk funny there.If you go there, don't stand near that huge bell, Big Ben, when it rings. I couldn't hear for days!

Next we crossed over to Germany. There we had the most delicious food! We cooked out with bunny bratwursts and these squirrel poppers that were amazing!

Next we ran down to France. We had a ton of pastries there. The French know how to eat that's for sure. All the sweets, bunny cream cakes, bambi pies, I'm getting hungry just writing about it.

From France we went down to Spain. They have this event in the southern part called 'The running of the Bulls. ' We thought they were wearing the bulls out to make them easier to kill for the spit. No, that wasn't it at all! We had to actually run FROM the bulls. We ran out of there and jumped the next ship which interestingly was headed a bit East.

When we landed next, we were in Israel. We had to see the Holy Land. It was amazing to see all the places Jesus went. We wolves believe without doubt in Jesus. Too bad many humans do not.

While we were in Israel, Lucinda brandished a weapon of wolf destruction, a rolled up newspaper. I told Handsome Wolf to run! I told him to run west toward the sand and those giant triangle things, so we ran and ran and found ourselves at the Great Pyramids of Egypt. It was so hot there, so we ran south, and landed in South Africa.

There wasn't a lot to do in South Africa so we hopped another ship and rode for a long, long, long, long, time until we landed in a country called Brazil. There we watched a couple wolf teams play a game that's called Soccer in the USA, but football in the rest of the world. It was fun cheering on the teams. Don't tell Handsome Wolf but one of the players asked for my howl address. I didn't give it to him, but it was flattering to be asked.

We went to Columbia next. Lots of coffee there. So much coffee. We drank our fill, we ate the beans, we just enjoyed the coffee.

We hopped on a cruise ship, our current location....we are so close to home we can smell it. We wolves have a great sense of smell. It'll be good to get back to our own bunnies in our woods.


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A Dj's Thoughts..

Walking into the open air venue sweat poring down his face and grumbling to himself about finding a new booking agent. "that man has me going from one country to another I swear he is trying to kill me.

Looking around he locates what looks like is supposed to be the stage he hauls a case containing his mobile equipment. grumbling to himself about this being the light load. As he begins to set up he hears a slight ruffling of the curtains which are makeshift walls to see a purple tail sticking through. "Great" he says to himself. last time he saw that tail the place he was in nearly burned to the ground for all the weirdos chasing them. How do they always seem to be in the same place at the same time as him.

 "Come on in you two it's just me." the curtain ruffles and two snouts poke through from the other side.......

The Travels continue

After my harrowing escape from the Coliseum, we ran north. We stopped in a country called Slovakia. Turns out Slovakia hasn't been a country very long, just since 1993. Everything still had that 'new country' smell. I ran into an old pack mate from my pup days. We howled for awhile re-living good times and past bunnies until Handsome Wolf said we should be going.

We ran north some more and landed in Poland. Lots of drinks, bunnies, some lively music oh what fun we had. The sausage was most tasty and the wolves most friendly. They liked to do this dance called 'The Polka'. Handsome Wolf and I tried it but we tripped over our paws and tails and eventually hopped another ship.

Dinner tonight is rat ragout. Handsome Wolf is happy, he's grown quite fond of the dish. It feels like the boat is slowing down. We'll probably be making landfall soon. It's colder up here, wonder where we are.

Join us in Second Life at Club United Saturdays from 6-8pm SLT ( That's PDT) as the adventures continue.

WOLFETTE IS KID - UH - WOLFNAPPED!!!

     It's time, and more than time for me to update you dear prey.  Oh the things dear Wolfette and I have done, seen, and heard and the places we've been!

     We have become quite popular with the sailors since whenever we sail with them the rats disappear.  My Lovely Wolfette is such a good cook that she never runs out of ways to provide a tasty rat dish.  My favorite is Rodent Ragout. (DROOL!)

     We headed for the Phillippines where Lovely Wolfette decided that our dinner would be sweet and sour shark fin.  The recepe called for coconut.  I watched a local boy run right up a fifty foot coconut palm.  The child was only about ten years old, so I knew I could do it.  After a fifty foot run, I made it at least fifteen feet up the trunk.  Do not be alarmed, adoring prey: all is well as I landed on my head.  When I pulled my head from the ground, the tree seemed very happy to deliver several of the coconuts which added to the knot already there.

     We decided to leave, though, when found some very tasty shiskabob which they called "nga iihawin ".   We later learned, to our horror, that "nga iihawin" translated as "roast dog".  Happily we weren't too far from the docks when the butcher started chasing us.

     Our next stop was Japan.  Wolfette and I learned to eat fish with chopsticks.  It was rather crunchy and had splinters until we realized that you eat USING the chopsticks.

     The next stop was Siberia.  We thought the weather was slightly cool until we realized that both of us had turned blue.  I met an old friend from wolf school who had a job pulling a sled.  We howled together for awhile.  I loved his Russian accent:  AWOOOOOOOOSHKA!

     We saw Arabia and were very surprised when Wolfette licked this old lamp.  Up popped this fat, kind of foggy guy.  We ate him.  His head was already hurt - it was all bandaged up.

     Now we come to Rome.  We went through this arch built by this fat bald guy who liked to wear leafy twigs on his head.  He was still there - well - a statue of him anyway.  I stopped to borrow a horse for dinner while Wolfette went on ahead.  When I came to the corner where she turned, there was a message scrawled on the wall: "hansome wuf HELP!"  Then I knew she'd been wolfnapped!

     I sent for that famous detective, Sherwolf Bones.  He wanted his fee in bunnies, but I howled him into taking the horse.  His first try was in looking at everything through his magnifying glass while blowing bubbles from his pipe.  (Hey!  Wolves don't smoke!)  He came upon a sign in Greek - well - it was Greek to me.  He said it was an announcement for the grand opening of the Coliseum.

     I could think of nothing but my Lovely Wolfette in some cold cell with mice and rats and bugs.  All that food and I couldn't be there to eat it.

     We then called in the adoring prey of Club United.  In about an hour Link decided to Google the sign - it said, "Today Only!  See Christians fed to a ferocious wolf!  This four people were seriously bitten in capturing this wild animal!".  I knew that had to be my Lovely Wolfette!

     I looked for a phone booth to change in, but I guess the Romans all used cell phones - not a phone booth in sight.  I finally sneaked behind the Coliseum and changed into * * *  THE PURPLE PUMPERNICKLE * * *.

     The rest was easy.  Perrin Graycloak, the DJ changed into his wolf form (he's a werewolf) and we set off to rescue the fair purple furred maiden.  I jumped into the middle of the guards and while they were rolling around laughing, Perrin told them  puns and they ran screaming from the place.  My Lovely Wolfette is now safe.

     What awaits us in the next land we visit.  Come back here or go to Club United, Second Life Grid on Saturdays at 6:00 SLT (PST) to find out.

Wolfy

Wisdom from Wolfy

Never bet on a horse named Tripod.

When there is green algae on your dishes, it may be time to consider washing them. Unless you just had spinach for lunch.

Put dynamite in your bunny trap. That way you can catch them, skin them and roast them at the same time.

When you go swimming, carry a chainsaw - it's great for protection against sharks. But don't try to start it under water - use an electric one.

The Land Down Under

Our stay in "The land down under" was cut short when we discovered these giant bunnies. Lovely Wolfette wanted one for dinner, so I sneaked up and pounced on it. It kicked me into a thorn bush! (shivver!) I still have nightmares. I think I have PTSD!

Then we found funny looking ducks in a creek. Again I sneaked up and pounced. It stung me! That place is insane! Even more crazy than Club United!

After the vet reconstructed my ribs and sucked the poison from my hind leg, Wolfette suggested that we go to the beach for a rest. The sand was warm and the water clear. Then we met the shark.

Her name was Sharkra and she couldn't decide whether to eat me or win me away from my Wolfette. After a battle royal involving a squirrel with a micky in it, a plate of poisoned Bunny stew and a chainsaw, we decided to leave.

Again we boarded a ship when no one was looking. When we were discovered we posed as ship's dogs. After several days, with rats becoming an endangered species on the ship we landed in the Philippines. What adventures await here? Not giant kicking rabbits and stinging ducks, I hope. I'm still having nightmares.

A Narrow Escape!

Handsome Wolf and I had so much fun at the circus. Except for that shark.. but anyway, my human made me use lice shampoo, she's so paranoid! I found Handsome Wolf and we hid in one of the circus wagons! We joined the circus. We rode for days and days, and finally we stopped.

The circus people told us we could have an act. We were so excited at first. Then we found out that they wanted us to jump through hoops of fire. FIRE.. do you know what fire does to fur?? And they treated us like animals! They got out whips.. *shudders*

Fortunately, Titan was full so Handsome Wolf turned into a horse. With some persuading, I talked Angel Bunny into taking over so they didn't recognize us, and we escaped and hopped on board a ship. We landed on some big huge Island. It was easy to regain control, once Handsome Wolf turned back into a Wolf, Angel Bunny ran and hid again.

See, after I broke out of my human and became a real Wolfette, I decided I was hungry, and I killed her imaginary bunny for dinner. That didn't turn out as I planned. They put my human, Isa, into the hospital in a straight jacket, and the bunny turned into an angel bunny before I could eat her. Now she just quivers in fear most of the time, and I still can't eat her!

So I"m not sure where we are, but I heard one of the humans on the ship say something about the Outback. There's lots of crawling things and buzzing things and jumping things. New food maybe?
Come to Club United in Second Life on Saturday and find out where we are and what we are doing.

The Circus is Coming!

Isn't it exciting? The circus is coming to Club United tonight! We can't wait. We plan to try out for all the act: trapeze, tight rope, cannon! It should be marvelous! And the animals.. what a buffet. I hope they let us join. What fun adventures Handsome Wolf and I will have. OH, I better start packing. I probably should cook up a supply of bunnies for the trip. Bunny Jerky should do the trick. Last a long time, tastes great.