VACATION

When I looked under the control panel in the tardis (checking for more wires to chew), I found a notebook left there by one of the doctors.  There were all the usual stuff you'd expect to find in it:
How to cook Daleks
Where the cheapest gas stations are
What to do if wolves chew on the wires
The settings for Earth
Which stocks are going up in 2017
Best cheap resaturents
...SETTINGS FOR EARTH!

Before you could snarf a bunny I was setting controls - pump this lever, set that dial - make tea - jump 3 times.  We'd take a rest from exploring.

We got back on a Monday night, usually Sci. Fi. night, but it was the night of the election for President of Wolfy's Woods.  Delvin the Bunny thought he was home free, but I gave a masterful speech.

Then a deer fell against one of the torches I had by the curtain backdrop - which went up in flame - followed by the club - followed by my tail (or was it the other way 'round?)

That's when Delvin asked, "Is this who you want with his paw on the nuclear button?"

Well - that cost half of my voters.  We wound up in a dead heat.  The call came to Isa (Wolfette's human).  She declared that Wolfette would be Queen of Wolfy's Woods.  LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

We are back in space and time exploring the dimensions.