BACK TO SQUARE ONE

 The return to Earth was a battle.  It seemed that every Alien Wolf ship had gathered to shoot our tails off.  There was only one thing to do - hide under the bed!  But Perrin dragged us out & threw us in seats on the bridge.  It sounded like they were throwing the whole astroid belt at us.  I was busy drooling on all the buttons when a big red one caught my attention.  I LOVE BIG RED BUTTONS!  I pushed it and the world exploded in front of my muzzle, taking a couple of alien ships with it.

    Perrin started pushing that button like it was a vending machine button.  Then the control board jumped up and smacked me in the muzzle.

    After walking our paw pads almost off, we saw lights in the distance. Colored lights. Then came the smell - food! Horses, elephants, and also bears, big cats and people. We were back where we started from.  Everything we like to eat except bunnies!  The circus!

    We jumped the fence and found a newspaper on the ground. It was Saturday night. Perrin quickly set up what sound equipment we could pilfer from that big tent in the middle, and we began our weekly event, "Dances with Wolves - Back at the Circus".

    After half time, as I was about ready to eat a horse for lunch when we noticed the ring leader - uh - ring master looking at us funny. Then I noticed a large tear in the tent with scorch marks on it.  We had gone through his tent as we were coming down. After while he left and we began hearing strange noises in the sky.  Then a UFO appeared over the tent.  They were still after us!

    There could be only one safe place, for us wolves, Wolfy's Woods. Luckily, Wolfy's Woods were only about a mile away. People, wolves, and other gentlebeings scattered in all directions. Wolfette and I also scattered in all directions. I guess we confused the Alien Wolves. They didn't know who to grab.

    We needed rest. We still spent some time navigating the woods. I remembered where I hid my dynamite powered bunny traps and where all my hungry friends lived. But it was sure nice to be home. Wolfette and I live only a stones throw away from each other. I was wondering if she WOULD throw stones until I remembered that we had made up. I sighed as I thought of my poor Lovely Wolfette, the love of my life, and fell asleep thinking about french fried bunny ears, Rat Ragout and Squirrel Stew.

WE HIDE UNDER THE SEA
    After hiding out in Wolfy's Woods for a week and throwing another event, the A.W.s found us again.  And again we were on the run.  Then we received a note from Fire Escape, our sister club.

    Another unpaid advertisement (what would a wolf do with money anyway? You can't eat it.)
Paste this SLURL into your magic videoscope (sometimes called a viewer): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Icanhaz/97/40/3201

    Now, on with this silly post.

    For several days, we hid under the sea. Ever see what a wet wrinkled wolf looks like?  You don't want to know!  But, the Aliens didn't show up.  I think they don't like salt water.  After that we were convinced that they had lost track of us.  But, as usual, we had a lot of fun. Even Sharkira was in a good mood.  She didn't snap at anyone.  And my lovely Wolfette couldn't use her chain saw under water, though her new electric saw is very exciting when you put it under water.

BE VERY CAREFUL OF OLD ENGLISH CALL BOXES - Wisdom from the Wolf

    We held a celebration the next Saturday night.  We finally lost the Alien Wolves - again.  A good time was had by all.  Even the humans and other prey were happy.  Perrin was a little messed-up.  Seems that when the aliens found us at Wolfy's Woods, he was in his wolf form (He's a werewolf) and decided to take on the whole Alien Wolf landing force.  If he won, I could almost feel sorry for them.

    Anyway, as the event was ending, guess who showed again. But it was funny how the ships were wobbling.  The three of us dived into an old English call box sitting by the sound booth.  It was a bit dusty and dented - the call box, not the sound booth - well - both of them - I've been around the club quite awhile.

    As soon as we dived in I knew there was something different about this call box.
    Wolfette: WOW! There's a lot of room in here!
    Wolfy: Ooooo!  Look at all the shiny buttons.  And there's a big red one!
    Perrin: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE! (For some reason Perrin always panics when I see big red buttons or chew on wires.  Maybe it's his puphood.)
Then I turned toward Perrin and my tail banged against the button.

    There was a sound like an elephant on a swing and the earth dropped like a rock.  There were very bright sparks whizzing by outside the box.  After a few seconds the specks were replaces by little pinwheels spinning around.  The universe threw a glowing frisbee in our faces,    then sparks, then a planet, and outside were - (wait for it!) - Cave Wolves.

    Join us next Saturday night to see what our Wibbley Wobbley Wolves do to those poor helpless cave wolves.

Home Coming

Crawling out from the burning wreckage of what once was an alien space craft, Perrin looks around quickly to see if there was anybody around. Seeing no one he reaches back into the burning ship and pulls out first Wolfette and then Wolfy from the pile of twisted metal and lays their unconscious bodies a few yards from the remains of the ship in the center of a large ring. It was nighttime and to dark to tell exactly where they where.

With the sounds of aircraft still buzzing over head he kneels down to check on his two companions. "Good still breathing." he speaks to himself and sits down beside them in silence to worn out and sore to keep moving and with those two out cold all he could do is sit there in the darkness watching the flames on the ship and listening the the sounds of battle in the distance.

Thinking back to only a few hours ago..... Perrin looks out of the front window on the bridge of the ship, the view of the earth from orbit was stunning even more so in person then anything he had seen on TV. although there was something odd about it now, for the past few hours black streaks had been obstructing the view, too many to have been satellites.

"Wolfy, Wolfette come on over her tell me what you think."

The two scurry over and take a look out of the window. "What do you think?" asks Perrin.

The two look at him and shrug. Looking back out the window in amazement when suddenly the ship shakes violently as if hit by something, and then again and again. The three struggle to stay on their feet as Perrin climbs his way into the pilot's seat when a strange garbling noise comes through the speakers, then a voice speaking in a language he had never heard before. There is another blast as a ship identical to theirs heads straight for them. "Oh great. Guys get yourselves strapped in looks like we are in for a bumpy ride."

Grabbing the flight stick Perrin tries to dodge the oncoming attackers with little successes, the two wolfs behind him slipping and sliding around the room like a pair of dogs trying to stay on their feet in the back of a moving truck.. "OK looks like we are going to have to fight our way through."

Looking around he sees the big red button he had been fending Wolfy off to not touch the whole time. He pushes the button and two points of light shoot out from there ship one striking a ship close to them the other flying off into space.

Smiling to himself Perrin fires again and the ships finely back away for a moment. Breathing in relief he looks back to see the wolves finely finding there seats and strapping in.

Turning back to the console Perrin starts setting a course for entering earth atmosphere there was no way he could fend off an entire fleet by himself the only way they where going to survive is if they got to the ground and handed this ship over to one army or another. From out of nowhere a blast rocks the ship once again and warning lights and sirens flare up and smoke rises from the floor boards.

"Well there goes that idea." Perrin says to himself and takes a desperate dive toward the planet earth.