The return to Earth was a battle. It seemed that every Alien Wolf ship had gathered to shoot our tails off. There was only one thing to do - hide under the bed! But Perrin dragged us out & threw us in seats on the bridge. It sounded like they were throwing the whole astroid belt at us. I was busy drooling on all the buttons when a big red one caught my attention. I LOVE BIG RED BUTTONS! I pushed it and the world exploded in front of my muzzle, taking a couple of alien ships with it.
Perrin started pushing that button like it was a vending machine button. Then the control board jumped up and smacked me in the muzzle.
After walking our paw pads almost off, we saw lights in the distance. Colored lights. Then came the smell - food! Horses, elephants, and also bears, big cats and people. We were back where we started from. Everything we like to eat except bunnies! The circus!
We jumped the fence and found a newspaper on the ground. It was Saturday night. Perrin quickly set up what sound equipment we could pilfer from that big tent in the middle, and we began our weekly event, "Dances with Wolves - Back at the Circus".
After half time, as I was about ready to eat a horse for lunch when we noticed the ring leader - uh - ring master looking at us funny. Then I noticed a large tear in the tent with scorch marks on it. We had gone through his tent as we were coming down. After while he left and we began hearing strange noises in the sky. Then a UFO appeared over the tent. They were still after us!
There could be only one safe place, for us wolves, Wolfy's Woods. Luckily, Wolfy's Woods were only about a mile away. People, wolves, and other gentlebeings scattered in all directions. Wolfette and I also scattered in all directions. I guess we confused the Alien Wolves. They didn't know who to grab.
We needed rest. We still spent some time navigating the woods. I remembered where I hid my dynamite powered bunny traps and where all my hungry friends lived. But it was sure nice to be home. Wolfette and I live only a stones throw away from each other. I was wondering if she WOULD throw stones until I remembered that we had made up. I sighed as I thought of my poor Lovely Wolfette, the love of my life, and fell asleep thinking about french fried bunny ears, Rat Ragout and Squirrel Stew.
WE HIDE UNDER THE SEA
After hiding out in Wolfy's Woods for a week and throwing another event, the A.W.s found us again. And again we were on the run. Then we received a note from Fire Escape, our sister club.
Another unpaid advertisement (what would a wolf do with money anyway? You can't eat it.)
Paste this SLURL into your magic videoscope (sometimes called a viewer): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Icanhaz/97/40/3201
Now, on with this silly post.
For several days, we hid under the sea. Ever see what a wet wrinkled wolf looks like? You don't want to know! But, the Aliens didn't show up. I think they don't like salt water. After that we were convinced that they had lost track of us. But, as usual, we had a lot of fun. Even Sharkira was in a good mood. She didn't snap at anyone. And my lovely Wolfette couldn't use her chain saw under water, though her new electric saw is very exciting when you put it under water.
BE VERY CAREFUL OF OLD ENGLISH CALL BOXES - Wisdom from the Wolf
We held a celebration the next Saturday night. We finally lost the Alien Wolves - again. A good time was had by all. Even the humans and other prey were happy. Perrin was a little messed-up. Seems that when the aliens found us at Wolfy's Woods, he was in his wolf form (He's a werewolf) and decided to take on the whole Alien Wolf landing force. If he won, I could almost feel sorry for them.
Anyway, as the event was ending, guess who showed again. But it was funny how the ships were wobbling. The three of us dived into an old English call box sitting by the sound booth. It was a bit dusty and dented - the call box, not the sound booth - well - both of them - I've been around the club quite awhile.
As soon as we dived in I knew there was something different about this call box.
Wolfette: WOW! There's a lot of room in here!
Wolfy: Ooooo! Look at all the shiny buttons. And there's a big red one!
Perrin: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE! (For some reason Perrin always panics when I see big red buttons or chew on wires. Maybe it's his puphood.)
Then I turned toward Perrin and my tail banged against the button.
There was a sound like an elephant on a swing and the earth dropped like a rock. There were very bright sparks whizzing by outside the box. After a few seconds the specks were replaces by little pinwheels spinning around. The universe threw a glowing frisbee in our faces, then sparks, then a planet, and outside were - (wait for it!) - Cave Wolves.
Join us next Saturday night to see what our Wibbley Wobbley Wolves do to those poor helpless cave wolves.
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