It started with a crazy dream...

Greetings adoring ones. After my last post, we were partying on the cruise ship and got snatched up by alien wolves. Handsome Wolf filled you in on that and our adventures on the Dog Star.

Shortly after we took off from that star, I was so tired I fell asleep. I had the most wonderful dream. I dreamed I was back on Earth at our sister club 'The Fire Escape' dancing with Handsome Wolf. Everyone else was wolves in my dream. It was a beautiful dream. Then I woke up...

When I woke up, we had been pulled in and landed on a moon of Saturn called Titan. Now everyone knows that Handsome Wolf turns into a horse when Titan is full. Guess what? Titan is always full when you land on the bright side of it! DJ Perrin turned into his werewolf form, and I.. I was the Bunny! I'm not sure how that happened, but apparently I am a Werebunny. So many questions, I think I understand why the human was sent off to a hospital for a time after that incident..



Anyway, it was an awful night. We had an event like we do when we get stranded..The place was full of methane gas. The stench was something. Everyone was transforming into varying creatures under the effects of Titan's full moon powers. My friend Freefall at one point turned into a horse herself. No fault of hers but Handsome Wolf was flirting with her!! Just wait til we get home, I am feeding him to that shark!

I am so miserable. Still stuck on the UFO, headed who knows where, ( I think Handsome Wolf put it in reverse), mad at Handsome Wolf. DJ Perrin is telling puns..please dear prey, make it stop! Help me get home to you!

UFO Abduction - Dog Star

     We were enjoying our dance on the deck of the cruise ship when Perrin broke into the music and began muttering about something in the sky.  Was it an angry looking cloud?  A seagull on a bombing mission?  No!  It was a UFO!  By the look of it, the alien wolves were back!

     I shouted, "Wolves and children first! In that order!" and dived into a big life preserver lying on the deck near Perrin.  Wolfette jumped in too and looked up to see what all the fuss was about.  Then a blinding light flashed around us and then the world went dark.

     Wolfette was yelling somewhere, "Help! Handsome Wolf, where are we?."

     I yelled back, "I'm here!  I can't see you."

     I began to explore the walls and came upon a panel.  It opened easily and there was a lot of neat wires inside.  I needed something to gnaw on to distract my clever wolf brain, so I began to gnaw the wires.  They had such a satisfying sensation, like munching on dried red peppers.

     It only seemed like a few minutes before I felt a familiar change come over me.  I was changing into my horse shape.  If this was the Alien Wolf UFO, we must be near Titan.  Soon I would be hungry for hey.  YUCK!  Or is it YUM?  Yes now I was fully horse.

     Soon the door opened and by the light from outside I could see four Alien Wolves, blue fur, antennas and all.  One of them was talking about the glitch in their navigation system.  Still having some of my wolf instincts left, I pounced!  The aliens were all over me, but they expected a small wolf, not a big horse.

     STOMP!  KICK!  JUMP!  Holy horseshoes, wolf-horse! (with abject apologies to Batman) A battle royal ensued.  Alien Wolves were bouncing off the walls, floor, and ceiling! Finally, with two of them unconcionciousesses, I stood on one and had the other in my teeth by the antenna.

     I found the keys on one of them and let my Lovely Wolfette and (UGH) Perrin out.  We met in the control room with the aliens locked in my old room.

     "Now what do we do with them", asked Wolfette.

     "Let's tie them up and dump 'em out the airlock", said Perrin.

     The controls were simple.  Up arrow for forward, right and left turned the ship, Page-up to go up, and Page-down to go down.  I'd seen that somewhere before.

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     We pulled tore strips from extra alien clothes we found and tied up the uncousin - uconsu - sleeping aliens and as Wolfette landed the ship, Perrin shoved the aliens out the airlock.  Luckely for them, we were almost down when he did, though I noticed that the first two bounced a little.  All of them seemed to have quite a few hoof prints and bite marks on them.

     I aimed at earth (It is the 2nd planet from the sun, isn't it).  Unfortunately, I wasn't sure which sun.

     To make a long story short - well, too late.  Anyway, we landed on the second planet from Sirius, the Dog Star.  I knew right away, 'cause the address bar said, "Sirius - The Dog Star B".  I meant to set the auto-pilot to "land", but missed and set it to "crash".

     We were stranded with a damaged ship.  So we all had an event.  We were a bedragon - budrog - lousy looking bunch.  When we were taken up, they had left our tails behind.  I was asleep for a few minutes and they stole my clothes (They didn't like my fleas!) so I had only a loincloth I made out of wire and the leftovers of alien clothes.  But we can always have a fun time.  Perrin kept sending out signals - with Sirius being 8 light years away from Earth, It'd only take 16 years for help to show up.  Happily, I found a hammer and drill.  After awhile I gave up trying to repair the ship and kicked it.  Then it started working.

     I have already programmed our course into the nav computer.  Earth is the 6th planet from the sun, right?

UFO ABDUCTION IN BERMUDA TRIANGLE

Saturday,  the USS Wolftanic docked in the Heritage Wharf in Bermuda with three less passengers.  According to eye witnesses, prominent DJ Perrin (Wolfman) Greycloak was officiating over a dance on the main deck when he spotted a saucer shaped UFO hovering over the ship.  One of the dogs yelled, "Wolves and children first! In that order!." Perrin and the two dogs jumped into a giant life preserver on the deck and a beam of shimmering light shined down on all three.  When the light dissappeared, they were gone.  As the craft flew away, two wolf tails were seen falling to the deck.  The tails immediately burst into flame but were quickly extinguished. The tails were supplied by Acme Wolf Tails Co., Forestville, ND.

The presence of the two dogs, named Wolfy and Wolfette, is also a mystery.  The dogs were not on the manifest and no one remembers seeing them at their last port of call in Brazil.  A biologist who examined a photograph classified the dogs as Canus Lupis Naughtious, a particularly pesky breed of brown and/or purple wolf.

Radar stations in Bermuda report confirmation of a UFO in the area following an erratic course.  It later took off straight up and dissappeared.  Authorities are investigating (which means don't hold your breath).

Dj's Log.. Bermuda

Stepping off of the gangway and onto the boat, Perrin looks around and takes a deep breath of fresh air. Still wanting to get his hands on the man that booked this tour of his, he smiles in spite of himself.

It had been a long journey and thankfully it was almost over. By this time next week he would be back in the United States and at home in his own comfy bed. Heading to the DJ booth where everything had already been handled for him he thinks to himself, "Well at least this tour can end on a good note, no better place to play than Jamaica."

After getting everything set just right he looks around at the beautiful scenery,just then a bikini clad woman walks by and he smiles to himself as he watches. "Yep just got to love the scenery.

Finishing up he leaves the booth to go find his cabin just as he spots two brown ears pop over the side of the hull and disappear again. A few seconds later a huge chest comes flying over the side and lands with a crash on the deck, followed by a brown muzzle.

Shaking his head, "I should have known." he says to himself and continues on toward his cabin. This was going to be a long cruise and he knew it. It was time for a nap before the event.

Around and Around we Go...

We've been so busy we haven't taken time to write about our many adventures! So sorry, I will try to catch you up.

After my last post, we landed in Viking Country! They are so rugged up there, the wolves are twice our size! Handsome Wolf made us some new friends and we had a good howl.

On the next ship, we sang for our supper, quite literally. Handsome Wolf sings with such tones! Some of the passengers joined in and we had quite a show.

When next we landed, we were in a place they said was Britain. They sure did talk funny there.If you go there, don't stand near that huge bell, Big Ben, when it rings. I couldn't hear for days!

Next we crossed over to Germany. There we had the most delicious food! We cooked out with bunny bratwursts and these squirrel poppers that were amazing!

Next we ran down to France. We had a ton of pastries there. The French know how to eat that's for sure. All the sweets, bunny cream cakes, bambi pies, I'm getting hungry just writing about it.

From France we went down to Spain. They have this event in the southern part called 'The running of the Bulls. ' We thought they were wearing the bulls out to make them easier to kill for the spit. No, that wasn't it at all! We had to actually run FROM the bulls. We ran out of there and jumped the next ship which interestingly was headed a bit East.

When we landed next, we were in Israel. We had to see the Holy Land. It was amazing to see all the places Jesus went. We wolves believe without doubt in Jesus. Too bad many humans do not.

While we were in Israel, Lucinda brandished a weapon of wolf destruction, a rolled up newspaper. I told Handsome Wolf to run! I told him to run west toward the sand and those giant triangle things, so we ran and ran and found ourselves at the Great Pyramids of Egypt. It was so hot there, so we ran south, and landed in South Africa.

There wasn't a lot to do in South Africa so we hopped another ship and rode for a long, long, long, long, time until we landed in a country called Brazil. There we watched a couple wolf teams play a game that's called Soccer in the USA, but football in the rest of the world. It was fun cheering on the teams. Don't tell Handsome Wolf but one of the players asked for my howl address. I didn't give it to him, but it was flattering to be asked.

We went to Columbia next. Lots of coffee there. So much coffee. We drank our fill, we ate the beans, we just enjoyed the coffee.

We hopped on a cruise ship, our current location....we are so close to home we can smell it. We wolves have a great sense of smell. It'll be good to get back to our own bunnies in our woods.


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A Dj's Thoughts..

Walking into the open air venue sweat poring down his face and grumbling to himself about finding a new booking agent. "that man has me going from one country to another I swear he is trying to kill me.

Looking around he locates what looks like is supposed to be the stage he hauls a case containing his mobile equipment. grumbling to himself about this being the light load. As he begins to set up he hears a slight ruffling of the curtains which are makeshift walls to see a purple tail sticking through. "Great" he says to himself. last time he saw that tail the place he was in nearly burned to the ground for all the weirdos chasing them. How do they always seem to be in the same place at the same time as him.

 "Come on in you two it's just me." the curtain ruffles and two snouts poke through from the other side.......