Things We Discovered About the Ancient Wolf Civilization

1. They had a cure for cancer - You MUST inject fermented squirrel juice 1cc/lb of body weight. But it can only be administered by a shot in the end of the tail.

2. They had a cure for diabetes, but the cure was in the Appendix.  The rest of the scroll is lost.

3. They had the secret of zero-point energy (to read my book on the zero-point energy powered bunny trap send 14.99 bunny skins to: Wolfy Naughteous, Wolf Shack, Main Trail, Wolfy's Woods, Eternal Life Sim)

4. This scroll has been infected by a virus.  For help call 838-1393 in Nigeria.