Never bet on a horse named Tripod.
When there is green algae on your dishes, it may be time to consider washing them. Unless you just had spinach for lunch.
Put dynamite in your bunny trap. That way you can catch them, skin them and roast them at the same time.
When you go swimming, carry a chainsaw - it's great for protection against sharks. But don't try to start it under water - use an electric one.
Wolfy and Wolfette Dancing
Wolfy and Wolfette Dancing
Sunday, January 31, 2016
The Land Down Under
Our stay in "The land down under" was cut short when we discovered these giant bunnies. Lovely Wolfette wanted one for dinner, so I sneaked up and pounced on it. It kicked me into a thorn bush! (shivver!) I still have nightmares. I think I have PTSD!
Then we found funny looking ducks in a creek. Again I sneaked up and pounced. It stung me! That place is insane! Even more crazy than Club United!
After the vet reconstructed my ribs and sucked the poison from my hind leg, Wolfette suggested that we go to the beach for a rest. The sand was warm and the water clear. Then we met the shark.
Her name was Sharkra and she couldn't decide whether to eat me or win me away from my Wolfette. After a battle royal involving a squirrel with a micky in it, a plate of poisoned Bunny stew and a chainsaw, we decided to leave.
Again we boarded a ship when no one was looking. When we were discovered we posed as ship's dogs. After several days, with rats becoming an endangered species on the ship we landed in the Philippines. What adventures await here? Not giant kicking rabbits and stinging ducks, I hope. I'm still having nightmares.
Then we found funny looking ducks in a creek. Again I sneaked up and pounced. It stung me! That place is insane! Even more crazy than Club United!
After the vet reconstructed my ribs and sucked the poison from my hind leg, Wolfette suggested that we go to the beach for a rest. The sand was warm and the water clear. Then we met the shark.
Her name was Sharkra and she couldn't decide whether to eat me or win me away from my Wolfette. After a battle royal involving a squirrel with a micky in it, a plate of poisoned Bunny stew and a chainsaw, we decided to leave.
Again we boarded a ship when no one was looking. When we were discovered we posed as ship's dogs. After several days, with rats becoming an endangered species on the ship we landed in the Philippines. What adventures await here? Not giant kicking rabbits and stinging ducks, I hope. I'm still having nightmares.
Thursday, January 14, 2016
A Narrow Escape!
Handsome Wolf and I had so much fun at the circus. Except for that shark.. but anyway, my human made me use lice shampoo, she's so paranoid! I found Handsome Wolf and we hid in one of the circus wagons! We joined the circus. We rode for days and days, and finally we stopped.
The circus people told us we could have an act. We were so excited at first. Then we found out that they wanted us to jump through hoops of fire. FIRE.. do you know what fire does to fur?? And they treated us like animals! They got out whips.. *shudders*
Fortunately, Titan was full so Handsome Wolf turned into a horse. With some persuading, I talked Angel Bunny into taking over so they didn't recognize us, and we escaped and hopped on board a ship. We landed on some big huge Island. It was easy to regain control, once Handsome Wolf turned back into a Wolf, Angel Bunny ran and hid again.
See, after I broke out of my human and became a real Wolfette, I decided I was hungry, and I killed her imaginary bunny for dinner. That didn't turn out as I planned. They put my human, Isa, into the hospital in a straight jacket, and the bunny turned into an angel bunny before I could eat her. Now she just quivers in fear most of the time, and I still can't eat her!
So I"m not sure where we are, but I heard one of the humans on the ship say something about the Outback. There's lots of crawling things and buzzing things and jumping things. New food maybe?
Come to Club United in Second Life on Saturday and find out where we are and what we are doing.
The circus people told us we could have an act. We were so excited at first. Then we found out that they wanted us to jump through hoops of fire. FIRE.. do you know what fire does to fur?? And they treated us like animals! They got out whips.. *shudders*
Fortunately, Titan was full so Handsome Wolf turned into a horse. With some persuading, I talked Angel Bunny into taking over so they didn't recognize us, and we escaped and hopped on board a ship. We landed on some big huge Island. It was easy to regain control, once Handsome Wolf turned back into a Wolf, Angel Bunny ran and hid again.
See, after I broke out of my human and became a real Wolfette, I decided I was hungry, and I killed her imaginary bunny for dinner. That didn't turn out as I planned. They put my human, Isa, into the hospital in a straight jacket, and the bunny turned into an angel bunny before I could eat her. Now she just quivers in fear most of the time, and I still can't eat her!
So I"m not sure where we are, but I heard one of the humans on the ship say something about the Outback. There's lots of crawling things and buzzing things and jumping things. New food maybe?
Come to Club United in Second Life on Saturday and find out where we are and what we are doing.
Saturday, January 9, 2016
The Circus is Coming!
Isn't it exciting? The circus is coming to Club United tonight! We can't wait. We plan to try out for all the act: trapeze, tight rope, cannon! It should be marvelous! And the animals.. what a buffet. I hope they let us join. What fun adventures Handsome Wolf and I will have. OH, I better start packing. I probably should cook up a supply of bunnies for the trip. Bunny Jerky should do the trick. Last a long time, tastes great.
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