Our stay in "The land down under" was cut short when we discovered these giant bunnies. Lovely Wolfette wanted one for dinner, so I sneaked up and pounced on it. It kicked me into a thorn bush! (shivver!) I still have nightmares. I think I have PTSD!
Then we found funny looking ducks in a creek. Again I sneaked up and pounced. It stung me! That place is insane! Even more crazy than Club United!
After the vet reconstructed my ribs and sucked the poison from my hind leg, Wolfette suggested that we go to the beach for a rest. The sand was warm and the water clear. Then we met the shark.
Her name was Sharkra and she couldn't decide whether to eat me or win me away from my Wolfette. After a battle royal involving a squirrel with a micky in it, a plate of poisoned Bunny stew and a chainsaw, we decided to leave.
Again we boarded a ship when no one was looking. When we were discovered we posed as ship's dogs. After several days, with rats becoming an endangered species on the ship we landed in the Philippines. What adventures await here? Not giant kicking rabbits and stinging ducks, I hope. I'm still having nightmares.
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