LIKE FATHER...A SMALL CHIP OFF THE BLOCK HEAD
Hi packmates n pray. I'm Joey, Wolfy is my dad. Mom left my dad, Cindy, and Tommy, my sister and brother. She ran off with a fox who's some big wig in France in the forest there. I think he raids rich peoples' chicken coops.
I'm 84 years old (wolf years, that'd make me 12 humon years). I go to school at Wolfville Jr. High. I play on the dodge ball team. We use porcupines for balls 'cause th' gym teacher says "pain makes ya strong!".
My bestus friend is Wolfina, Wolfettes L'il sister. She's 13 humon years old and kinda shy, but she knows everthing. She told me so.
I just wanted ta tell ya how we went frog hunten a couple weeks ago. We was near the stream in Wolfy's Woods 'n there was a lotta frogs. They was hard ta catch so I brought along my frog pole 'n a hook 'n flies for bait. But th' frogs weren't biting. Then I found out how to do it - ya hit 'em over th' head with it!
Wolfina was so fast she could just grab 'em. She musta ate a whole buncha frogs that day. Some of th' VIP's from th' club was there to an' when Wolfina ate her first frog whole they looked almost as green as th' frogs. (giggle!) Humons is so fusssy about eaten.
I don't know what's wrong with Wolfina. Her chest is gettin' kinda lumpy n when I told her she was my bestest buddy she looked kinda funny. It made me want ta lick her nose n nibble on her ears. She sure is getten' cute.
She got in trouble 'cause of me a while back when someone put one of my stink bombs in th' Principles' car. Then I looked close in the car I found blue horse hairs. It was Susy - the little blue horse who kept calling my Dad "daddy" on Titan. Dad and Wolfette brought her home, but she wanted to go back to Titan after a few months. Anyway, she found a way. After she got Wolfina n me in trouble, they took her back.
I'm Hostin' in th' club everother week now with Wolfina doin' th' DJ thing. I wasn't there last week for th' Limper Day celerybration, but Dad Hosted and Wolfette was DJ. Dad looked all over but couldn't find a animalation for th' Limper Day Dance - that's th' one where ya grab one foot with both front paws and hop up n down. Limper did it when the wheel he nvented ran over his foot.
Dad says I can write here sometimes n so can Wolfina. We'll keep ya upperdated.
I'm 84 years old (wolf years, that'd make me 12 humon years). I go to school at Wolfville Jr. High. I play on the dodge ball team. We use porcupines for balls 'cause th' gym teacher says "pain makes ya strong!".
My bestus friend is Wolfina, Wolfettes L'il sister. She's 13 humon years old and kinda shy, but she knows everthing. She told me so.
I just wanted ta tell ya how we went frog hunten a couple weeks ago. We was near the stream in Wolfy's Woods 'n there was a lotta frogs. They was hard ta catch so I brought along my frog pole 'n a hook 'n flies for bait. But th' frogs weren't biting. Then I found out how to do it - ya hit 'em over th' head with it!
Wolfina was so fast she could just grab 'em. She musta ate a whole buncha frogs that day. Some of th' VIP's from th' club was there to an' when Wolfina ate her first frog whole they looked almost as green as th' frogs. (giggle!) Humons is so fusssy about eaten.
I don't know what's wrong with Wolfina. Her chest is gettin' kinda lumpy n when I told her she was my bestest buddy she looked kinda funny. It made me want ta lick her nose n nibble on her ears. She sure is getten' cute.
She got in trouble 'cause of me a while back when someone put one of my stink bombs in th' Principles' car. Then I looked close in the car I found blue horse hairs. It was Susy - the little blue horse who kept calling my Dad "daddy" on Titan. Dad and Wolfette brought her home, but she wanted to go back to Titan after a few months. Anyway, she found a way. After she got Wolfina n me in trouble, they took her back.
I'm Hostin' in th' club everother week now with Wolfina doin' th' DJ thing. I wasn't there last week for th' Limper Day celerybration, but Dad Hosted and Wolfette was DJ. Dad looked all over but couldn't find a animalation for th' Limper Day Dance - that's th' one where ya grab one foot with both front paws and hop up n down. Limper did it when the wheel he nvented ran over his foot.
Dad says I can write here sometimes n so can Wolfina. We'll keep ya upperdated.
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