Adoring prey, I realize it has been so long since I addressed you, you probably feel like I lost my appetite. I apologize, I'll begin hunting you again soon.
So much has happened since last I wrote, that it will take too long to share. Suffice it to say that Handsome Wolf and I have been on grand adventures, some of which he will share with you, and we have had lots of fun events.
During the last of these events, where we were recounting the Wolf Tale of 'The Wolf Who Cried Boy', I was dancing with Handsome Wolf, and looking around at the families gathered. I suddenly realized I don't have a family. Where is my family? I was in my human's mind for so long, do I even 'have' a family?
So I did what any Purple Wolf would do, I got out my sonic screwdriver and started to fix the Tardis. This project was taking too long so I started to run. And I've been running, looking for my family, since. I paused to let you know that I am ok, and when I return to you, dear prey, I will cook some of you in celebration, and I will share what I have learned if anything.
So dear prey, eat, drink, fatten up for our feast, (well, except of course for Prince Delvin and his protected bunnies) and I will return to enjoy your tasty meat with tales to tell you!
Until then, this is DJ Wolfette, running off.
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