It all started when W.A.S.A. (Wolf Astronomical Spy Association) spotted the alien space ship around Saturn. Now the world knew that we aren't alone any more. But although they celebrated, we at Club United watched and held our breath. (Ever tried to hold your breath for about a month? We both became blue wolves). The ships moved to Jupiter, then to Venus, and finally they appeared over Eternal Life Sim. On July 3, we held a very quite event and waited.
As we were almost ready to end the event, there was a buzzing sound and a bright, rainbow beam appeared. It was the beam the Alien Wolves used to snatch us the last time. But this time the rainbows were coming down, not up!
Wolfette: It's the Alien Wolves - they're after us again!
Wolfy: YAY! They want to help us celebrate July Fourth (American Independence Day for those of you not in the U.S.).
The beam disappeared, and there sat a huge atomic bomb!
Wolfy: Little overstated. :/
This is a job for the Purple Pumpernickel!
Wolfy hides behind the bomb and out comes P.P. himself.
P.P.: I'm here to save the day with my super sense of taste and smell! I can smell what colors the wires are in that bomb!
P.P. sticks his head in the bomb * * * S N A R F ! * * * ... SNAP!
Club United VIP's and staff all bail out of the club.
P.P. pulls his head out of the bomb. I've saved the day! See? It's perfectly safe now. P.P. Kicks the bomb.
Bomb: Click!
P.P.: The wire smelled red. :/
Bomb: * * * B O O M ! ! ! * * *
For all our reader's fine sensibilities, we will now fade away from this tragic scene.
Due to the smoke, flame and green glow, we spent the next event hiding in a fallout shelter under ground. Happily, we had a large stock of bunny flavored Ramon Noodles and Squirrel Cola taken from my stash at the Wolf Shack in Wolfy's Woods. Wolfy's Woods has the fastest bunnies in the world or they would be on the endangered species list.
Don't forget to join us at Club United, Eternal Life Sim, Second Life any Saturday night at 5 pm PST (SLT)
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